G744

The end of the Bobbit story goes:

She runs out of the house with it, jumps in the car, and takes off down the street. Thinking it is just too gross and is evidence, she tosses it out the window.

Buford & Slim are behind her in an old truck, and the disconnected member hits square on their windshield. Buford notices it just as it rolls off to the side and is gone. He then asks Slim "Did you see the dick on that bug?"

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Manstein

I wonder what the cops were thinking when they roped off the crime scene and outlined the "member" with chalk?

wreckerman893

They probably thought "how did we get "dicked" into this job.

wreckerman893

Or maybe they just called "Dick Tracey".

I know that was a stinker...but I couldn't help myself.

Manstein

Can't you hear the argument...
"you pick it up.

No, you pick it up.

I'm not touching it.

Come on, the ambulance is waiting.

Ok, I'll kick it to the curb and you kick it in the bag.

I'm not getting my new shoes dirty.