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George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border...

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq.

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country......

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot......

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves......

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo....

Problem solved

Not Carlin's words..

false attributing, once again (no offense to the above poster)...or..if its on the internet, it must be true...!

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp

Mike

Re: Not Carlin's words..

tamangel said:

false attributing, once again (no offense to the above poster)...or..if its on the internet, it must be true...!

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp

Mike

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No offense taken and I was not trying to give credit to George Carlin. So if I made it seem that way, I apologize. It made since to me because my blood is red, white and blue. So forgive me if I feel that this great country that we live in should make the illegal immigrants that want to come to the USA and reap all the benefits of this great country, which our fathers and grand fathers have given their all to make it FREE and what it is today. So if this post was or is offense to any one on this site then please delete it.

Not meant to be counter to your point of view. I don't necessarily agree with some aspects of it however. Some of this governments foreign policies have created this flood..Just pointing out how stuff flows over the internet and becomes gospel..

Your blood is red and white/blue..? May want to make an appointment pretty quick..

take care, Mike

always liked that 'character' quote of yours, counters the 'situation ethics...' of many folks..

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Here's a win-win-win situation:

1. Dig a moat the entire length of the Mexican border.
2. Fill in the Everglades with the removed dirt.
3. Move the displaced alligators from the Everglades into the new moat.

EVERYBODY WINS!

Current estimates are a million gators in the glades

We could call it "Gator Aid".

I don't care who wrote it.............I LIKE IT!