View Poll Results: Abduction Elimination of ELMO Help WM

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  • Abduction was an inside job

    20 20.20%
  • Taken by Alabama Aliens for medical research

    12 12.12%
  • Like CAMO crew better and has new home

    11 11.11%
  • Plain Ole Kidnapping for ransom

    3 3.03%
  • Cruel Plan to Raise Funds

    5 5.05%
  • Left on own to take up banjo lessons

    8 8.08%
  • Hitched a ride on the SCUD Missile when tested

    1 1.01%
  • Fell into a bowl of BBQ sauce, then ran across the grill and fell unconscious and was immediately removed when he reached medium rare

    18 18.18%
  • All of the avove

    32 32.32%
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Thread: Abduction of Elmo

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    The least I can do is assist in the elimination of possibilities to help WM find Elmo.

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    I think Papabear and babybear definitely had something to do with this.
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    Z, I added the last option to your poll (hope you don't mind).

    I can see WM telling the poor little fella, "you gotta put some sunscreen on or this summer heat will burn your skin..."
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    hahah poor elmo i hope wreckerman finds him i didnt know he was mia are u sure that he didnt go live with green iron princess her chicken and elmo had a thing for awhile didnt they
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    You need the option: "all of the above"
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    According to his therapist Elmo is cured of his "plastic poultry fetish" syndrome.

    He has been faithful to Ellie Mae since they discovered each other in a secluded parking area in NE AL.

    I don't think this is a case of "backsilding" on his part......I think some fiend took him to make a profit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wreckerman893 View Post
    According to his therapist Elmo is cured of his "plastic poultry fetish" syndrome.

    He has been faithful to Ellie Mae since they discovered each other in a secluded parking area in NE AL.

    I don't think this is a case of "backsilding" on his part......I think some fiend took him to make a profit.
    I hope he is returned safe and happy... For Ellie Mae's sake...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pctrans View Post
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    Maybe a little interrogation is in order at the HQ.
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    Maybe a little interrogation is in order at the HQ.
    Hobo Joe was in the rear with the gear.......not even close to the where dastardly deed took place.

    I'm beginning to suspect that the guilty party may be on the inside.
    And the Dark Man said to him, "I will set you high in my artillery. You are the man I want." Then he saw an army of ten thousand driving across the desert and into the mountains, a rough beast of an army whose time had come at last. And riding in a giant tanker, he saw himself, and knew that the truck was filled with Napalm. Behind him, in a long column, were trucks loaded with bombs, mines, plastic explosive, flame throwers, flares, heat seeking missiles, grenades, machine guns and rocket launchers. The dance of death was about to begin, and already the strings of the fiddles and guitars were smoking and the stench of brimstone and cordite filled the air.

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