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Yeah, that’s definitely about as likely as flying pigs exiting the back of my pants. Ok, I’ll go. Its possible it was left off, rolled backwards and something smashed through the back window. That’s a top ten possibility. Your honor, given the nature of this witness, I move to declare him...

I will find out. Ok, mine. I park one of mine at an outside storage facility. One day I was doing something with engine running and the noise was bugging me, so I disengaged brake. Shut down truck and left. Next morning I show up at 4:30am to leave, and the strong North wind has blown the...

Ah, do tell. I forgot my parking brake story, but let’s hear yours first.

Sorry, I was in Alaska at the time he got stuck and couldn’t help him. His truck was in Texas on his farm. He drove the the “shallow end” of his pond. Not so shallow it turns out. So it sat here for a week until I could come back and help him. He’s a busy man and couldn’t deal with it. Nobody...

My dumb moment? Discovering Govplanet. My life/bank account will never be the same.

Neglected to hook up air lines to the dead truck to build up air pressure to release brakes before attempting to pull it out of mud hole it had been in for a week. Wondered why it was so difficult to pull it out of its hole. (I was in Alaska and Nobody, and I mean nobody for any amount of money...

That is the initiation. Break some bones on your truck. Do you sell it, or carry on? Those who sell were never meant to be FMV owners.

She did ... until then. I wasn’t halfway out of the truck before “we” were discussing plans to sell all of them. So unfair of her to blame the truck. Like a man, I took responsibility, deflecting any blame away from the innocent machine that has served me well.

Oh! That can hurt! Standing on top of bed rail, all of a sudden not standing on top of bedrail. Don’t know or remember what lead to this unfavorable horizontal position. 4 broken ribs, concussion, badly sprained wrist and generally, a lot of pain. 1.5 hrs from home. Still have to unload 7...