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"stolen"... That's hilarious!!! Sorry, but I just cannot watch the guy in the tank without a huge smile on my face, a tear in my eye, and cheering loudly for him. "Mash one for the ex ol' lady! Yea! Get the Beemer! Oh that's beautiful! Yeeeeaa Baby!!! Go man, GO!!! No, Noooo!!! Not the concrete...

DR, Sorry. I don't know what to tell ya... everytime I pull my profile it's all right there. I filled it in after the first request to do so. Holloween Party Update: I parked the duece about 50 yards from the party and the bleachers emptied. "Park it over here!" They made me park it right in...

Ha! Got another one. This time it was one of the office babes. A Gen-X anti-everything type, fresh off the Kalifornia refugee boat. She saw the duece drivin' around town, but she didn't know it was mine. When she found out, naturally she was mortified. I mortify her regularly. "That big ugly...

Last night I'm putting the front tire back on the duece. One of the little neighborhood stormtroopers is "helping" me. We call him "The Genius"... "Hey Genius... Hold the flashlight for me." He shines it right in my eyes. I'm instantly blinded, I drop the tire, and fall back flat on my ***...

Big Mike, That's hilarious!<img src="emoticons/icon_smile_approve.gif" alt="Approve"> Yea... the "sniper" is gonna sneak around in a duece and cammies. Nobody will spot him. I can hear it all now.... "He's probably just waitin' for Tuesday when the AWB sunsets. Then he will be able to go to...

What's the funniest reaction you've seen by others, to your duece? I'll start with this... So I'm bouncin' thru the desert, in second gear, "cowboy cruise" on 1500 rpm's, with the sun at my back and the wind in my face, and I had the LNS's (Little Neighborhood Stormtroopers) with me. I spotted...