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#&^%@@$ Beadlocks

Mark3395

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Oops. Posted this twice by mistake.

So I've killed this one off.

But as long as you're here:

Duck walks into a bar, looks up at the bartender and says "Got any grapes?"

Bartender says "**** no, this is a bar. We don't have any grapes."

Duck leaves.

Comes back the next day, looks up at the bartender and says "Got any grapes?"

Bartender says "I told you yesterday, this is a bar. We don't have any grapes. Get out of here."

Duck leaves.

Comes back the next day, looks up at the bartender and says "Got any grapes?"

Bartender says "I told you twice, this is a bar. We don't have any grapes. Get out of here. And if you ask one more time I'm gonna nail your bill to the floor"

Duck leaves.

Comes back the next day, looks up at the bartender and says "Got any nails?"

Bartender says "**** no!"

The duck looks up at the bartender and says "Got any grapes?"




Don't blame me. I just repeat em. You read it.

Mark
 
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