Saw this in the Buy-Sell rag in my area

[wreckerman893]

Someone in my area (NE AL) has a M880 PU for sale.....he is asking over 2K for it.

I don't have a dog in the race but his number is 256-363-2217 if someone is interested.

 

[papabear]

Ummm...now wait a minute!

I called that same number yesterday and Elmo D. Possum answered the phone.
He said that truck was in his daddy's back yard???

 

[AceHigh]

He said he didn't have a dog in this fight.

Nothing said about a possum.