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  • Abduction was an inside job

    20 20.20%
  • Taken by Alabama Aliens for medical research

    12 12.12%
  • Like CAMO crew better and has new home

    11 11.11%
  • Plain Ole Kidnapping for ransom

    3 3.03%
  • Cruel Plan to Raise Funds

    5 5.05%
  • Left on own to take up banjo lessons

    8 8.08%
  • Hitched a ride on the SCUD Missile when tested

    1 1.01%
  • Fell into a bowl of BBQ sauce, then ran across the grill and fell unconscious and was immediately removed when he reached medium rare

    18 18.18%
  • All of the avove

    32 32.32%
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Thread: Abduction of Elmo

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    One of his pics when he was baby.
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    Have to cover all the angles. Maybe there might be a little inter-species hokey poky between Ellie Mae and Hobo Joe. Not the first time someone gets the brushoff when the new guy shows up.
    Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn't you tell the world

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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselBob View Post
    Maybe a little interrogation is in order at the HQ.

    I agree with DieselBob, Isn't the pooch a new recrute...? I would double check the stool sample for signs of possum bones.
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    If you looking for bone try looking in these cans.And i saw another dog looking for elmo.
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    My thoughts are that Ellie May could have done it. I mean how many time have you heard of a female or male offing their partner and acting sad.

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    Could just be drunk ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselBob View Post
    Have to cover all the angles. Maybe there might be a little inter-species hokey poky between Ellie Mae and Hobo Joe. Not the first time someone gets the brushoff when the new guy shows up.

    Ellie Mae still has at least 23 kids to take care of,,,,,we should still help her out,,,, unless she took out a huge insurance policy on elmo a few months ago,,,,then again 23 kids and a Dead beat husband (plays dead all the time) who could blame her

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    Quote Originally Posted by wreckerman893 View Post
    According to his therapist Elmo is cured of his "plastic poultry fetish" syndrome.

    He has been faithful to Ellie Mae since they discovered each other in a secluded parking area in NE AL.

    I don't think this is a case of "backsilding" on his part......I think some fiend took him to make a profit.

    I still think something is a little "Fowl" around here and he went for a walk on the WildSide. I heard he had a thing for Thong Bikinis
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    Hmmm... This past week, I woke up one morning to the sound of our six dogs barking in the backyard as though thay had a possum up a tree. Went out to find a Porky-Pine up the tree just outside the backdoor!... and the cats were sure upset too.

    Fortunately, none of the dogs had gotten any Porky-Pine quills in their muzzles - YET.

    Dianna and I rounded up the dogs and put them in the house. Then used the garden hose, a couple of BIG plastic flower pots, a 6 foot piece of PVC and a 2X4 to poke, prod, push and wrangle the Porky-Pine into one of the BIG pots - covering it with the second pot. Next we transferred Mr. Pork E. Pine into a large pet carrier and transported him to some nearby undeveloped parkland along the Concho River.

    It was a fairly DRAMATIC "Catch & Release" kinda KIDNAPPING.

    Hope little ELMO hasn't suffered the same sort of experience! ! !

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    Poor elmo probably got drunk and elle may offted him or just stuffed him in abag and left him in the back of wreckermans truck
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