Abduction of Elmo

Abduction Elimination of ELMO Help WM


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EMD567

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My name is john and I is 4 year old. I likes to play wit big green trucks.........I half to go now. My mummy is calling me.:mrgreen::jumpin:
 

wreckerman893

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UPDATE!!!!!!!!!

Elmo may be in the company of Ilean Dover, infamous Possum Poacher. She was stalking Elmo last year but after her shrink had her commited to the HA HA Hotel we thought he was safe.

I'm sorry I let my guard down little Buddy.

Your kitty friend misses you and wants you home.

I hope you're safe and happy tonight.
 

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papabear

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I'm just glad Sally got a chance to meet him before the abduction!
I'm just glad I got to see the baby...and you...and the proud ole grandpa!!

I still remember the day you told your dad at the compound that he was gonna be a grandpa!

Ole fellers can be real harda$$es til they know a grand baby is coming!!;)
 

MWMULES

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Don't know where but got this one yesterday. I just hope they were not saucing him up for the pit!
 

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USAFSS-ColdWarrior

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Don't know where but got this one yesterday
The FBI at Quantico is anal-izing that pic as I type this! :grd:

The Field Agent (actually a burrowing mole) has reported that at least Elmo is eating well (ref: BBQ sign backdrop in pic), but I had to correct him and say that it looked more like little Elmo was ABOUT TO GET EATEN WELL ! ! !

Even the Feds can't hire any good help anymore :sad:
 

gimpyrobb

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I heard Elmo was hiding on an Indian reservation.


Knock Knock
Who's there!
Possum!
Possum who?
Possum peace pipe!
 

ODdave

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I FOUND HIM !!!!!!!!

I was cleaning out one of the deuces today and he was under the Hale pump! I tryed to get a mug shot but he didnt stick around.
 

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100acre

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According to his therapist Elmo is cured of his "plastic poultry fetish" syndrome.

He has been faithful to Ellie Mae since they discovered each other in a secluded parking area in NE AL.

I don't think this is a case of "backsilding" on his part......I think some fiend took him to make a profit.
Is Elmo a stuffed Megatherium?
 
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