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  • Abduction was an inside job

    20 20.20%
  • Taken by Alabama Aliens for medical research

    12 12.12%
  • Like CAMO crew better and has new home

    11 11.11%
  • Plain Ole Kidnapping for ransom

    3 3.03%
  • Cruel Plan to Raise Funds

    5 5.05%
  • Left on own to take up banjo lessons

    8 8.08%
  • Hitched a ride on the SCUD Missile when tested

    1 1.01%
  • Fell into a bowl of BBQ sauce, then ran across the grill and fell unconscious and was immediately removed when he reached medium rare

    18 18.18%
  • All of the avove

    32 32.32%
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Thread: Abduction of Elmo

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    I went looking for him today. I had not seen that he was in Tn.
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    I went looking for him today. I had not seen that he was in Tn.
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    And the Dark Man said to him, "I will set you high in my artillery. You are the man I want." Then he saw an army of ten thousand driving across the desert and into the mountains, a rough beast of an army whose time had come at last. And riding in a giant tanker, he saw himself, and knew that the truck was filled with Napalm. Behind him, in a long column, were trucks loaded with bombs, mines, plastic explosive, flame throwers, flares, heat seeking missiles, grenades, machine guns and rocket launchers. The dance of death was about to begin, and already the strings of the fiddles and guitars were smoking and the stench of brimstone and cordite filled the air.

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    Actually he is not headed North. I spotted him in the back window of a PRIUS with TEXAS plates on WB I-10, going through Lafayette...He had the look of "Please help me, I'm gonna be BBQ soon" on his face! I couldn't keep up, otherwise I woulda run the scoundrel off the road and retrieved Elmo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ODdave View Post
    I though he got in to show business to raise money for his kids?

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    I read a report that the little guys actually go into shock and are unconscience for a long time because they have a low pain threasthold.

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    I think he just finely got a real JOB.
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    I was looking for a Possum catcher to help with the Effort, with no luck but I did find this on the online Ebay.

    http://i.ebayimg.com/t/government-is...mhE!~~60_3.JPG

    government issued rat traps lot of 2 big real wood old school free ship | eBay

    I thought is was a bit pricey though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wreckerman893 View Post
    I have enlisted professional help to track down the guilty party.

    Someone is in real trouble now.

    Let's Have a Moment of Silence and Retrospect for Andy.

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    Last edited by markaroe; 07-04-2012 at 10:33.
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    Now back to Possum Catchin !!!

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    Last edited by markaroe; 07-04-2012 at 10:38.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gimpyrobb View Post
    I went looking for him today. I had not seen that he was in Tn.

    Did you check all of the Possum Hollers????

    You may need help with that one.



    I didn't realize there are resorts for possums.

    http://www.possumhollowcamp.com/
    Last edited by markaroe; 07-04-2012 at 10:44.
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    Elmo wasn't considered Overweight was he ???????

    If so look here.

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