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boy, am I in trouble
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Westech
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BigSkyCountry
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Sounds like that commercial where the guy runs over his weedeater and tools............. Just so he can buy new at the hardware store.......
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And................
The lawnmower got behind the deuce how?
The lawnmower got behind the deuce how?
rdixiemiller said:
Well.....we got a new house...I had a big garage built out back for all the toys. She keeps the mower in the regular car garage. She used it this morning and pushed it in the big garage behind my m35.
She actually accused me of doing it on purpose'
Jimbo
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Sounds like she wanted a new mower and set you up to take the fall???
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I crushed my wife's rototiller that she left out over the winter. It was in a snow bank and was not visible. It still works but I will need to replace it sooner or later.
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...... "your WIFES lawnmower!" 
I was the Landscape and Grounds super at UNLV for 18 years. I was responsible for 300 acres of turfgrass everyday. You dont really think i'm gonna be retired and mow grass now do ya ?Armada said:
My mowing days are over.......she wanted the lawn...she mows it.
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Way to go Jimbo!!!!!
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Good thing it was only a mower and can be replaced ..... Things like that come out of the toy funds, at least at my house. But I still LMAO .....
You can recover part of the costs by setting up a training class for the rest of us. Teach us how to train our wives to mow ....
You can recover part of the costs by setting up a training class for the rest of us. Teach us how to train our wives to mow ....
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My wife ran over the house.....
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Was this due to farting while backing?My wife ran over the house.....
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I feel your pain BOZ!
Oh and this is MV ralated cause I used my backhoe to pull out a stuck deuce once
My wife wanted some fairly large bushes as well as about 150 feet of hedges taken out from the front of the house. I said no problem..i'll bring the backhoe home and handle that.
Well..a week later I came home from work and...God Bless her..I saw where she had spent over an hour trying to did out 1 hedge bush..and some of the roots were still in the ground.
SO...back to work to get the backhoe!!
She was tired so she stayed in the house.
Took me about 2hrs to completely dig out the hedges and unwanted bushes. Then I went on to do some "touch up" work.
So...that's when she lost 2 of her favorite rose bushes, about a 10ft section of the chain link fence and some flowers I thought were weeds!! It's hard to control that thing in tight spaces I tell ya!!
And then it started
Now she has 6 new rose bushes, a brand new wrought iron fence (62.50 per ft!!) X150ft...oh and 3 gates to include the driveway, and a much larger flower bed.
She ask me Saturday if I can bring the backhoe home to work in the back yard...
er sorry baby the backhoe is broken and we cant afford to fix it!!
Oh and this is MV ralated cause I used my backhoe to pull out a stuck deuce once
My wife wanted some fairly large bushes as well as about 150 feet of hedges taken out from the front of the house. I said no problem..i'll bring the backhoe home and handle that.
Well..a week later I came home from work and...God Bless her..I saw where she had spent over an hour trying to did out 1 hedge bush..and some of the roots were still in the ground.
SO...back to work to get the backhoe!!
She was tired so she stayed in the house.
Took me about 2hrs to completely dig out the hedges and unwanted bushes. Then I went on to do some "touch up" work.
So...that's when she lost 2 of her favorite rose bushes, about a 10ft section of the chain link fence and some flowers I thought were weeds!! It's hard to control that thing in tight spaces I tell ya!!
And then it started
Now she has 6 new rose bushes, a brand new wrought iron fence (62.50 per ft!!) X150ft...oh and 3 gates to include the driveway, and a much larger flower bed.
She ask me Saturday if I can bring the backhoe home to work in the back yard...
er sorry baby the backhoe is broken and we cant afford to fix it!!
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She ask me Saturday if I can bring the backhoe home to work in the back yard...
er sorry baby the backhoe is broken and we cant afford to fix it!!