Nervous

[Engine5]

Hey Dad, how close am I to your new limo
He is gonna kick my butt one day.

 

[bigelk50]

I like the winch. It looks like the limo would be no match at all. I say crawl over it.

 

[OPCOM]

naw.. close is 3" and beside the limo. Then you can step out onto the hood.

spkn if which, I had to enter a parking lot to get diesel te other day, and the whole thing was jammed up with a bunch of idiots waxing their cars cleaning their wheels and and drinking and listening to rap music. I could barely get off the street and through. Even though I was careful, I think I ran over someone's 6-pack of canned beer that they failed to move out of the right of way. There was a couple of loud pops and some spray but no sensation of running over anything at all. For all I know one of the beer-owner's posse may have kicked the 6-pack under the duallies.

 

[gunboy1656]

Boy you guys have some expensive speed bumps up there.

 

[Engine5]

Your not kidding expensive. Just got it back from the shop, an illegal immigrant ran into the back of it with no license. Limo only had 400 miles on it. I asked him if he wants me to go the address of said I-A and drive over her car , but he said let the lawyer handle it. He is no fun.
I do the bachelorette parties for him. Nothing better than a bunch of young drunk woman in the back of a Limo. They could care less about what they say. They all get in as angels, but get full of the devil.

He has a 95 Lincoln stretch limo he is selling, I wondered about how hard it would be to put the body on a deuce chassis.

 

[Recovry4x4]

Speaking of close....

 

[Engine5]

I would have been skinned alive