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Seriously, Find a local equipment owner/operator that has a "yard". Construction types are not testosterone deficient, they like big toys, they shoot guns, and are among the most patriotic people I know. Anyone with a yard would be happy to store your duece for ya. Just give his kids a ride...

:yeah: Oh yea! The target is painted. Ol' SG [8] has got to have a big fat set of size elevens to whip up weekend Number Sixes on unsuspecting rural Arizona communities!!! I gotta clear up a few things first... Will all TEN elevens run on a stock duece? If not, what gets tweaked...

Looks great! [thumbzup] Now cut/grind the top flush with the bumper so the flag holder is in stealth mode. Don't forget to drill a drain hole in the bottom. What flags are ya gonna run?

Nathan, A Duece?!? It would take you a month to get across the desert to LHC. Not even the US Military would attempt such a feat. They load 'em up on tractor/trailer rigs or trains to make a trek like that. But don't get me wrong... buy the duece anyway. You don't need a reason when you're 17...

"stolen"... That's hilarious!!! Sorry, but I just cannot watch the guy in the tank without a huge smile on my face, a tear in my eye, and cheering loudly for him. "Mash one for the ex ol' lady! Yea! Get the Beemer! Oh that's beautiful! Yeeeeaa Baby!!! Go man, GO!!! No, Noooo!!! Not the concrete...

Something I haven't seen mentioned yet... Don't "sport clutch" with any heavy equipment. I know people that have been FIRED for that... Call it what you want... I call it "sport clutching" when admonishing those that drive my stuff like it's a Porche 944 at Taledega. The tendency is to rely...

DR, Sorry. I don't know what to tell ya... everytime I pull my profile it's all right there. I filled it in after the first request to do so. Holloween Party Update: I parked the duece about 50 yards from the party and the bleachers emptied. "Park it over here!" They made me park it right in...

Ha! Got another one. This time it was one of the office babes. A Gen-X anti-everything type, fresh off the Kalifornia refugee boat. She saw the duece drivin' around town, but she didn't know it was mine. When she found out, naturally she was mortified. I mortify her regularly. "That big ugly...

I spotted a cool seat today while hangin' out the local equipment dealer, one of my favorite spots. Bobcat makes a couple different seats that look like they will bolt right on to the stock seat platform. One is a basic seat only, with a flat bottom. $100. Cushy. The top of the line one has...

After three tanks of fuel in the duece, it has become apparent that the stock driver's seat has got to go. I've played with all the adjustments to no avail. Obviously they were built for 20 year old troops that are in shape... not 45 year olds, with 30-pak abs, who refuse to train. 2 hours of...

I needed a dome light in the cab and in the back of the truck, for the partyin' passengers and for diggin' in the cooler, etc. I also wanted a work light that I could move around to shed light anywhere on or around the truck. I started with the idea of pullin' off of one battery with 12 volts...

Last night I'm putting the front tire back on the duece. One of the little neighborhood stormtroopers is "helping" me. We call him "The Genius"... "Hey Genius... Hold the flashlight for me." He shines it right in my eyes. I'm instantly blinded, I drop the tire, and fall back flat on my ***...

Big Mike, That's hilarious!<img src="emoticons/icon_smile_approve.gif" alt="Approve"> Yea... the "sniper" is gonna sneak around in a duece and cammies. Nobody will spot him. I can hear it all now.... "He's probably just waitin' for Tuesday when the AWB sunsets. Then he will be able to go to...

What's the funniest reaction you've seen by others, to your duece? I'll start with this... So I'm bouncin' thru the desert, in second gear, "cowboy cruise" on 1500 rpm's, with the sun at my back and the wind in my face, and I had the LNS's (Little Neighborhood Stormtroopers) with me. I spotted...

I forgot to mention, the 250 does not include comp or collision. It's AZ minimum required liability only. Hope I don't mow anything. I'd hate to be payin' for a flattened Hummer 2, or a plastic fender on some 50k and up Brand X sport-ute. <img src="emoticons/icon_smile_nono.gif" alt="No-no">

Progressive. 2 fitty a year. Includes a little medical coverage for the little nieghborhood "storm-troopers". They knew what it was! They said they already do a few of 'em. No limits other than work. Can't work out of it.

I'm a greenie. Just got mine less than a month ago, and I'm ecstatic about it. I had a monster truck in the early days of the sport. Wish I woulda kept those lockouts. Traded it for a son. Since then, I've been rubberneckin' the dueces on flatbed tractor/trailers, ridin' by on I-40, and dyin' to...