1) Climb in
2) Pray
3) Insert key, turn to Run
4) Wait for "Wait" light to Extinguish
5) Pray some more
6) Depress Skinny pedal half-way
7) Turn key to "Start"

Swear
9) Pray again and ask to be forgiven for swearing
10) Repeat steps 1-9 until batteries are dead
11) Hike up very steep driveway, retrieve battery charger
12) Hike back up said driveway to retrieve extension cord
13) Hike up driveway again to retrieve a cord that will actually REACH!!!

14) Disconnect batteries, charge each for 15 minutes
15) Call boss and explain why I'm late... Again!
16) Reconnect batteries
17) Repeat steps 1-9
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Give up, jump in super-reliable imported sedan, speed all the way to work, swearing some more.
19) Make mental note to post "FREE CUCV" on Craigslist as soon as I get home!
Enjoy your new MV!